By Jackson Morris
Copyright © 2006, Seduction Insider, www.seductioninsider.com.
Using food as an aphrodisiac is not new or uncommon and yet so many people never explore using food as both a sex toy and enhancement. Many of you are going to jump right on the whipped cream & honey bandwagon and I say keep going, you bore me! One type of food you can eliminate is "hot food", if you think pouring a cup of hot coffee in someone`s lap will turn them on, you need help. I am here to help. I plan on revealing three of my best kept secrets of "food fun".
Before you start pouring chocolate on each other make sure that your partner has an open mind, the three treats I will bring to the table are not for the prude or conservative lovers. These items are more for the skilled lover who wants to really turn it up a notch and these are also "mentally stimulating" as well.
Each of them will require very little preparation and much stimulation. Two of them are for her and all three are for you! These three are not by any means the expanse of edible complexities that exist for you to play with, but are meant to show you how something hard and cold could be so yummy.
For You My Sweet
The first place we are going is down - on her that is. This is all going to be based on a childhood favorite treat; Lifesavers. Lifesavers are a hard rolled candy lozenge that comes in a multitude of flavors. The flavors I recommend are "cherry" or "butterscotch"; these will have a lasting flavor effect over some of the others. What do I do with the Lifesavers candy you ask? You put one in her pussy.
While playing (foreplay) take a lifesaver and slide up into her pussy (tell her of course). Massage her clitoris and get her "wet". Her warmth will gently melt the lifesaver and you will get to eat butterscotch or cherry pussy.
The best part of the lifesaver gig is some girls will dig it so much that you might come home or over to her house and you will see lifesavers lying around as a hint. When you are finished servicing her, your mouth will taste good and she will want to lick your face silly.
Hint - only one lifesaver at a time and do not put it too far up. You don`t want to be fucking the lifesaver into her cervix.
Mr. Good Bar
The second in our series of food fornication is what I consider to be the ultimate aphrodisiac sex toy. Remember when you were young and you would be playing on a summer day and then all of the sudden you would here "the ice cream truck". That strangely hypnotic and equally annoying organ music was the pied piper of cold confections.
On that sugar shack step van was an icy treat that eventually would find its way from my boyhood mouth to my partners little muffin. POPSICLES - this is a great sex toy. Here is how:
Kiss her and then have her lick the Popsicle and then you lick it. Do this a few times and then while you kiss her, slide the cold hard Popsicle inside her, it will take her breath away for a second, when you pull it out lick it and then kiss her, do this a few slow times, and after a few minutes she will want something as hard but not as cold.
Make sure you have a bowl or something by the bed for discarding the remnants, if you can wait until the Popsicle is gone before you penetrate her, you are a bigger man than me. Her hot box and you sucking on that thing will whittle it down pretty fast.
In this and the first scenario, it is a good idea to have a warm wet towel nearby for maintenance issues. The licking, sucking, sharing of the Popsicle is erotic and gets the body ready to explode and the whole hot/cold things plays into that. What girl would not be turned on watching her boy suck a Popsicle with her pussy all over it?
Blow Pros
The last item up for bids is not necessarily food but it is a liquid, a solid and a gas. I am talking about water but specifically "Ice". This last item is mainly specific to girls who are good at giving head. If your girl sucks a mean dick, she is about to get meaner.
Welcome to the "snow job". The snow job is a blow job with a chilly happy ending. Place a bowl of ice near the bed (or blow central) and during the blowjob when you are about to orgasm (cum-blow) have her place ice on your ball sack. When she puts that ice on your nuts they will contract and make your orgasm seem like the tightest ass in America milked it out of you. Try to hold still, I know I can`t - BAM!
The real blow pro of the snow job ranks is the girl who can actually place crushed ice in her mouth while she sucks the head of your penis. That`s a girl you take home to mom. This technique can be dangerous if she has a sensitive gag reflex or sensitive teeth. I have even seen this done with a Slurpee.
When you were growing up your parents told you "don`t play with your food".
You are the adult now and playing with your food (with your playmate) can be loads of fun. I say get creative -- it will make even a one-night-stand come back for more. Bon appetite!
BONUS: Okay here is a bonus - Crème Brule, a delicately creamy vanilla custard desert is great for slathering up your penis and having her lick it off - just take off the crusty sugar top.
