By Jackson Morris
Copyright © 2006, Seduction Insider, www.seductioninsider.com.
Sex In Public
I would first like to welcome all my faithfully bored sex addicts and super freaks that like to get their groove on so much that you now are exploring PUBLIC PLACES for SEX.
I have traveled quite a bit and have been a city dweller most of my life so I have a pretty good list of resources and experiences to draw from (no doubt you readers are getting gypped right now because the guy who edits this blog is probably having sex on his boat and trying not to get caught by the boat patrol). Send him an email and he will detail what the boating life and river antics will offer in the way of public sex. For now, let's talk about you.
The reason most people want to have sex in public is because it is "dangerous" and "exciting". Well you are right it is both. The danger lies in getting caught and thus creates the excitement. The penalties of getting caught are light compared to the humility and embarrassment one might experience. Personally my bare ass has been doing the wild thing publicly for as long as I can remember and as brazen as a ladies room at the famed Stars restaurant in San Francisco.
Water Closet
The bathroom or public restroom is the first place I will start because it has a high excitement factor due to not knowing who will walk in on you. When they do walk in you must both be silent and "maintain" until they leave while listening to their foul (but natural) noises being distributed into the bowl. Generally I am referring to restrooms at finer establishments like hotels and fine dining. Always use the ladies room! Women are more voyeuristic than participatory in an intense spontaneous moment such as this which means: A man might want to join in but a woman will sit and listen and leave you two alone. The downside is: A woman will report you faster than a man will if he hears the action in the stall.
Dressing Room
This is the BOMB for some discreet action! I have actually gone down on a female in the dressing room at the NORDSTROMS in San Francisco and the dressing room at a Victoria's Secret in San Diego. Rarely will the girl at the retail store argue with a COUPLE when they enter the dressing room together. How long you are in there and the noises you make will determine how long you can stay in there. HINT: Tell her to get undressed - walk back out and pick up another garment, so it looks like you're actually trying stuff on - then walk back in and go for it!
The BEACH
Sure I have heard a million stories about sandy beaches getting into the crotch of things and ruining the fun. Most of these stories take place at night. I want you to have sex in the sun on the beach because there is nothing better. When you find a spot that is secluded enough that people would have to squint a little then wrap yourselves in a blanket and have her sit on your lap facing you. It will be the "bump" without the "grind" of sand granules. During the act you both just pull your bathing suit to the side and if someone comes you are already dressed.
Safe At Home
Your own back yard (or front porch or balcony) is very public to your neighbors and you have to pick the right time of day to do the nasty with your significant other. 5am or Midnight is a good summertime schedule for hanging out of your own abode doing the nasty. If you want to have some stranger fun, then both of you should wear masks and see if your neighbors even bring it up. My favorite is my Deck. I have a deck on top of my loft and sometimes the neighbors think they hear cries of pain when In fact it is cries of Joy and Kelly and Lisa and Beth and…
FREE PARKING
I live on the West coast and frequent the many of the cultural venues that are offered including The GETTY MUSEUM. This museum is huge and you park in a lot or structure and then take a tram up the hill to the majestic museum. In this one structure there I had the best session with an Italian MILF that made me melt in her mouth and her hands. We had so much privacy in the lot with my tinted windows that I had time to even get her off…yeah that's right. Major parking areas affiliated with affluent venues will have security but mostly privacy.
THE OFFICE
How better to start your work day than with a blowjob under the desk? If you have an office space or a shared office with some privacy then nothing is more dangerous than getting caught at work. You will have to concentrate to keep your erection up long enough for a mini conference call with your girl while the minions and the gatekeeper sit right outside the door. Always keep a "towel" at the office to either stuff in her mouth to muffle sound or to clean up the desk clutter. Overtime never felt so good!
LASTLY
Any utility closet at a hospital, hotel or convention center is always filled with danger and excitement. These places are filled with tourists, random employees and even vagrants so the chances of someone catching you or seeing you is high. You might be able to lock the closet from the inside but if someone jimmies the knob you will have some explaining to do. HINT: Get off before you get caught.
We want to hear from you at SeductionInsider.com so if you have a great place/s that you would like to share with us this ideal for public sex please send it in. We are always looking to expand the world of ideas in the realm of sex and seduction. So be careful and don't carry any ID on you so when you can get caught you can increase the danger by lying to your captors.
