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SwingFest '08
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Each and every curve of the swanky Swingfest 2008 overflowed with upscale sizzle, variety and seductive entertainment. August in Hollywood, Florida is sticky and smoking hot. Swinging couples from all over the country and world arrived in this coastal resort town to partake in the largest lifestyle convention party of its kind. The upscale Westin Diplomat was the epicenter of a complete lifestyle takeover, and excitement lingered in every elevator and tropical corner of the lavish resort. Nearly all of the 1,000+ rooms were filled with swingers!
For four full days, nearly every waking hour was packed full of sensuous, erotic, and informative things (and people) to see and do. Upon waking to the simmering heat of the south Florida sun, your day began at a pool or beach party. All pool parties boasted expansive palm framed views of the Atlantic Ocean and the wide white beaches.
Multi-level pools were filled with DJs and cavorting sunbathers, lubricated by mimosas, bloody marys and tanning oil. Although no play was allowed in the pool areas, many a rendezvous was arranged during the mingling. After catching a few hours of sun, the early afternoon was reserved for those who wanted to learn new tricks offered at the many seminars.
Topics included how to "Create a Successful Adult Website" and the wildly popular "Female Ejaculation" class presented by "The Squirtinators." In fact, Swingfest seemed just a few classes short of offering associate degrees in "The Lifestyle." Specialty information classes ranging from the sophisticated "Legal Issues Affecting Swingers Clubs" to the cheeky "Swingers and Nudists can Coexist" were more options before dinner.
The enormous convention hall was open all day buzzing with gadgets, toys, costumes, custom stripper poles, adult investment opportunities, and even a teeth-whitening booth. These vendors were just a few of the nearly hundred sexually charged booths at the event. A large stage brought forth wild contests such as The Swinger Olympics and Swingers Have Talent contests - each of which were perfectly goofy yet arousing.
Pre-dinner drinks were available at the trendy sushi bar and it was the perfect place to meet even more new people. An art collecting nudist lawyer and his nurse wife spent some time with me. Pink bracelets ran up her wrist and ankle signifying her insatiable taste for girls. She explained the taste system signified by the colored bracelets people wore: black for spanking, green for full swapping, yellow for soft swap, and pink for the girl love.
Tonight they were heading to the schoolgirl party where she would be wearing only a hobbit and her beau would don the classic priest attire. They planned on rounding up very bad schoolgirls and punishing them for their dirty deeds. They left me with a classy wink and a smile and proposed we have a drink later. I realized I was surrounded by the power and happiness of fantasy fulfillment.
An excitement would build during the dinner hours that created an electrified pre-party buzz in the grand atrium in the hotel. Hotel staff and security were overly polite and accommodating to the barely dressed couples wandering the hotel lounges with nervous excitement. Soon, costumed erotic creatures slinked and strutted their way to the ballrooms for the night's festivities.
No less than five enormous ballrooms played host to a different party every night. Each ballroom had its own sound, feel, and events. Sponsors created various interactive themes, props, and costume suggestions.
Zee at the Graffiti party
The Graffiti Party ballroom was a gigantic hit with its galaxy light show mixed with heavy black lights and pounding hip hop. Zee, one of the party's sponsors, started to explain the details to me while handing over markers for drawing on people. Drawing anything, anywhere, on anybody she went on. My eyes led me about the room to a smokin' leggy dame smiling me up and down. "This exquisite creature need graffiti," I thought...no problem. Zee went on talking about the bust sculptures behind her when the sculpture himself came in close with a squeeze and a smack on her ass.
"It's crazy here she yelped - it's only 10pm and I have eight guys that want to fuck me and three ladies just stripped me down to this" - she points down to her lace corset.
"I don't even know where the rest of my clothes are!"
Zee flicks her hair and laughs a wild laugh. She adds that she'd never seen so many people getting it on so early in the night at these events.
I scanned the room and now saw the mobs of giddy voyeurs watching striking white heels rocking to and fro in the air, glowing bright white under the black lights. Muffled moans crept out of the viewing areas and wafted their way to the pulsating dance floor. Porn stars with their entourage and occasional film crews scooted by and took a few photos with giggling schoolgirls and leathered up fetish folks. There's a lot of lovin' to see at Swingfest, a lot of lovin' indeed.
Swingfest had an enormous variety of characters from all walks of life - age, background, occupation, and body type held no limitations here. The dance floor was rocked by scantily-clad carpenters, lawyers, porn stars, firemen, nurses, computer geeks, and a smattering of industry moguls. The mingling and numerous open bars proved to be the perfect mix for excursions back to guest quarters for further explorations.
Mobs of happy loving people were everywhere. There was an openness and sweetness that existed along side the suggestive and deviant banter. A young couple new to the scene suggested that this simple human contact, openness and sexuality is missing in many folks' lives. The need to have more fun in life was another running theme among the swingers I spoke with.
In the midst of the fray, a masked woman leaned over the third floor as a kilt-wearing beast of a man juggled her titties, and screaming out the following question:
"Are we just having fun or is this completely crazy?"
She laughed and squealed down at other onlookers ogling her gigantic breasts as they bounced above us. Equal amounts of fun and crazy.
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