By Jackson Morris
Copyright © 2006, Seduction Insider, www.seductioninsider.com.
I am taking all of you ladies on a trip south of the border. Don't pack your bags or any sunscreen or even a swimsuit, you will not need any of those things. This is the list you will need to take; no judgment, an open mind, and a gingerly open mouth.
I am taking you where all men wish you would go on your own. A land called "Fellatio". Fellatio is a magical place where men are king and the only form of worship is the polishing of his penis orally and unselfishly until he explodes like Mount St. Helen's all the back to your wisdom teeth.
Only true "givers" need apply here. Going down and fellatio itself is an art and an art where the attention goes to the subject not the painter. Like a painter you must prepare before you start painting your masterpiece. This is no different for "setting up" the act in advance. It is a treat for a man to know that he is going to get a blowjob, and that you planned it out in advance first is a bonus.
The Plan Stan
By the way, I want to acknowledge all the experienced performers out there reading this who already know a thing or two about removing chrome from a trailer hitch. But this is not just about sucking a basketball through a garden hose; no, this is about seduction and romance. So, even if you already have "skills", then let's start before we start and get his engine running first. Just like you ladies like, it's called a little warm up action.
First thing to do is bait the big boy. Let him know in advance you have a plan to take that stick shift and put it into overdrive. It is the little things like: Calling him right before he gets home and say, "when you get home - don't say a word, come up to the bedroom and be a good boy and pull your pants down".
Whatever he says, repeat the "good boy" part and wait for him in the bedroom. When he comes in, don't talk at all! Did you here me you chatty Kathys?! Don't speak, your mouth is about to turn into a one way street, where everything travels in one direction. Help him undress, when he talks to you, JUST SMILE and continue.
Another or similar scenario is to go to his work or office, tell him you have to talk to him in private. If there is no privacy then ask him to come to the car. Make him think and wonder for a bit. This could also be if you were giving him a ride to work or even the home improvement center. The point is, if you can not corral him at home, a public place (in private) is not just the next best thing; it is really erotic and naughty. Yea!
Make yourself comfortable; make him sit or stand or whatever YOU want him to do, because he will do what he is told.
Now that you are comfy go to work on touching him everywhere with your hands while kissing him all over. Imagine you are teasing him the way you want to be teased - but shorten it up by 15 minutes! He wants you to get to the meat of the meal so to speak.
Different Strokes of Fellatio
There are certainly many methods of fellatio that women perform on their significant other, far too many for here. For sure there are a few things that all men enjoy. Some women really like to use their hands a lot, some too much. The "kung-fu grip" is only necessary if you have put in an hour or more and he just won't blow. Hands are nice, but when used to caress, stroke and even tickle or tease. Men want to see you sucking and enjoying the sucking.
Here is the million dollar secret that is no secret. He wants you to look like a total slut sucking his cock. He wants you to be that little closet whore whose mouth becomes so sloppy wet that you have to post a yellow caution sign on the floor while working that reads, "Don't slip". When a man gets to watch you pleasuring him, the greater compliment is your salivating palate.
Remember, if he thinks you enjoy sucking him, it is a turn on.
Never
Never use your teeth for anything during fellatio. Never press his head too hard on the upper part of your mouth. Never suck a gonad too hard! Never bite. Never think your fingernails are comfortable on a penis. Never wear jewelry - especially rings! Never talk too much during the act. Never take it deeper than you can - choking is a turn off.
Always
Always have a bottle of water near by in case you get cottonmouth. Always slobber and salivate as much as possible - we love the sensation and the sound. Always massage the balls at some point, they need love too. Always suck as if your sucking your mom's tit, you don't want to hurt her, but you want to get as much "milk" as possible.
When pleasuring your man, there are some things that you will learn from him that are off limits. He will also tell you the things he likes with his moans and groans of pleasure.
Listen to those noises, they mean "Yes, do that some more".
For some reason women always want to stop and ask the guy, "Do you like that, do you like what I am doing"? That is ridiculous. You have his penis in your mouth and hand, he is petting your hair and moaning and you want to stop to ask the most obvious question in the world.
It is not a microphone to speak into.
It IS the king's staff, and it must be polished until it discharges warm streams of white creamy love. So relax, be quiet, get comfortable and make sure your guest is taken care of at Club Fellatio.